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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 00:10 - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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By smh - 13/05/2012 22:30 - United States - Sacramento

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

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By ugly - 14/11/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By jen - 14/03/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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Lovin' it

By RAB - 18/07/2020 02:02

Today, as the manager of a McDonald's, I had to ask a group of high school kids to calm down after several complaints from other guests. Their rational response was to pour soda on my head and throw burgers at me. Upon returning from chasing them out, I sprained my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By nick - 12/01/2015 08:23 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML

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By that's methed up, darling - 16/08/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML

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By Michelle C - 26/01/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

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badass243 6

Tuesday 24 January 2012 8:37

he needs a McChillthefuckout

K_kanaka 26

Tuesday 24 January 2012 8:35

RUN MOTHAFUCKA RUN!!!

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yousirareamong 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 10:52

He is a genuine chocolate face, no makeup

jpallan 3

Tuesday 24 January 2012 10:59

I enjoy crazy homeless people. Although I have to say that I'd enjoy them less if they started chasing me places.

RSHB 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 11:20

Hahaha funny

Pelreskovich 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 13:07

You might want to take a loooooong hard look in the mirror and make some adjustments.

Rocky007 15

Tuesday 24 January 2012 13:19

Obama drives a lot of people to drink.

kitten84 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 14:12

Lmao oh that's classic lol

chickenflem 8

Tuesday 24 January 2012 14:21

So u are Obama!! Good morning Mr. President Sir. When did u get so curvy....and go Michael Jackson on us??....not to mention how young you look sir! (:

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 24 January 2012 14:24

Oh geez... I laughed so hard when I read this! XD

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 24 January 2012 14:29

Hobos gone wild! No? Okay. :/ *Crawls back under rock*

Haaskyle 2

Tuesday 24 January 2012 14:33

That's a pretty bad insult...glad nobody thinks I look like obama!

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