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By TicketMePink - 20/05/2016 05:57 - United States

Today, an officer ticketed me for texting while driving. Apparently, getting dumped costs $180. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2018 12:00 - United States

Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 07:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML

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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By MomStayOutOfTheCar - 04/08/2015 04:23 - United States

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By jam - 11/02/2012 07:03 - Australia

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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hellnosucka 27

Friday 20 May 2016 14:39

just because it's a breakup text doesn't mean it's a freebie.

hekinokuroihi 20

Friday 20 May 2016 14:33

I mean, either way you shouldn't have been texting.

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dasmarra 9

Wednesday 25 May 2016 7:53

be glad. i would have lost my licese for that, becaue I am a new driver.

hannibalthefish 2

Monday 30 May 2016 4:54

Dumbass, texting and driving has been illegal for years, they don't give a damn if you got dumped

fictionaldiary 11

Sunday 19 June 2016 21:29

No. It costs $180 to text and drive. It does not matter what the text was saying. You shouldn't have been looking at your phone at all.

Muskrat777 13

Tuesday 12 July 2016 1:13

fyl for the breakup but ydi for texting while driving. Atleast pullover.

SaraWinterHeart 15

Wednesday 13 July 2016 13:59

Getting dumped is free. Being negligent on the road cost you $180.00. Next time pull your vehicle over to check your phone or your next FML will be you sitting in a jail cell awaiting trial for manslaughter.

lovit345 11

Thursday 15 September 2016 23:47

YDI you don't get an excuse

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 29 January 2017 22:20

Not really sympathetic here. No matter when during your drive you looked at your phone and texted, that is very unsafe. You could have killed someone, or yourself!