By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 17:16 - Australia

Today, an old man started telling me about the high price of meat. I told him I wouldn't know, since I'm a vegetarian. His reply was, "Oh, most vegetarians are slimmer." FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 926
You deserved it 9 006

Same thing different taste

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Blue_Eyed_Beast 7

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you...

Ninjafriends 1

He should know that cows eat grass, and are still fatties like you.

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just because you can't afford meat, doesn't make you a vegetarian

varkey 7

that doesn't necessarily mean you wouldn't know about meat prices... many people who eat meat just get their spouses/parents to buy it, and don't know the prices, while many people who follow the economy (like me, and possibly this old man) follow prices of common commodities like meat, regardless of whether they actually consume them...

#14, so your saying I can gain 15 pounds a day? AWESOME!

Going vegan will do it, though. There's a lot of fats in cheese and milk and such. Plus, it'll give you psychic powers! ;)

brokenhelix 4

I know a lot of overweight vegetarians. Vegetarian =/= vegetables only. Most of them eat crap food like icecream, chips, candy, and excessive amounts of pasta-type foods. Carbohydrate overload. I'm not looking down upon vegetarians but many of them are overweight and/or unhealthy.

Chubby vegetarian represent! I actually like the combo myself though. Most people assume veg*ns are stick thin, malnourished, and unhealthy. Being a bit husky shows them that not every veg*n doesn't eat enough. Though really, I am slimmer in not giving a crap about counting calories while being vegetarian than I was doing the same and eating meat. I used to weigh around 155, but now I'm just a pinch over 130. Which is totally okay with me, I know how to not show it too much. ;D