Wtf Jake how could you post this on FML. KEE-DEENG :P

FYLDeep, She did say "homeless looking", meaning she was making an assumption. I wonder if that's better than homely looking?

that's harsh even if he wasn't that guys dad he's still a person, it's not his fault he came out looking "ugly" you shouldn't put people down for the joy of making friends

Sounds like my dad. He grows a beard during the winter and it kind of makes him look like a scruffy homeless man. Once he came to pick me and my mom up after a class thingy we went to. It was dark by the time it was over, and when we came out he was standing outside on the sidewalk in a big coat with the hood drawn up -- with that and the beard, he seriously looked like a crazy old homeless guy. That then kidnapped us.

chew it over with a twix.

I could really use a pumpkin spice latte right about now. Too tired to get that first leg out of bed.

He can still be a creep.

Sounds depressing. As if the meaninglessness of existence wasn't heartbreaking enough, having a father figure not amount to anything would depress even the most unaware of your ape-like species. I don't know why your coworker would be offended, anyway. I find most of your species creepy, especially when they're so annoyingly cheerful. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

lol this totally sounds like a mistake I would make myself! i have learned to never judge a book by it's cover.

cognitive thinking error indeed. YDI. next time just ask the guy if he needs help with something before u jump to a conclusion.