Work: Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work,...

By simply2010 - 30/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML

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By DaddysGirl - 16/10/2011 10:36 - Canada

Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML

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By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By sammers27 - 19/12/2013 13:48 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML

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By ADayAtATime - 20/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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By BulldogHoops - 12/11/2012 05:12 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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RODEOqueen 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 16:04

Ouch. That's why you shouldn't try to make friends by putting other people down.

imaginaryvoice 18

Thursday 30 September 2010 16:04

Ahahaha that's when you back away slowly and compliment on how attractive his father is

Comments

AkeemKN 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:23

LOL

rizzkiyoshi 19

Thursday 30 September 2010 20:47

open mouth,insert foot.

biass 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:17

that's what u gut for gossiping. now go to your room.

wwerulez14 6

Thursday 30 September 2010 23:14

ALWAYS ASK WHO IT IS BEFORE YOU GO CALLING THEM NAMES! God.... If you're gonna judge someone, at least do it right...

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 23:15

YDI for having a job, for being easily creeped out, for trying to make friends with someone who has a hobo for a father, and most of all for trying to make friends at all. You make me sick.

purplepillow467 3

Friday 1 October 2010 4:42

I would have saud something likeeeeee... o ok it's good knowing that's ur dad ! I was wondering why he's always here and how he dresses so casualy !

glambert1998 0

Friday 1 October 2010 5:48

ouch.next time ask who he is first

heygirlhey7 0

Friday 1 October 2010 6:29

niiiice. tht why u ask: "who's tht?" FIRST

rachelg237 0

Friday 1 October 2010 18:39

this happens to me with my dad on school trips and stuff cos i go to an all girls school and he looks naturally creepy from a distance but is actually lovely :)

Fatalally 4

Saturday 2 October 2010 4:47

And that's when your supposed to say... No that guy over...there...I guess he left :/...and bam problem solved. But yes, YDI for trying to put someone else down to moe yourself feel better.

simply2010 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 7:28

Aha actually that is sorta what i did! a man walked in right after my comment and i said no him ... idk if he fell for it or not.... But i still felt horrible... learning lesson for me! i am much more careful about what i say about others now!