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By Doomed - 06/07/2024 23:30 - United States

Today, and every day since I watched my president collapse in a debate with a convicted felon, I'm too anxious to sleep or eat. My country's highest court has given said convicted felon a free pass for his crimes, and if he comes into office again, I will be hunted down for not being white and straight. FML

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dixie1992 12

Wednesday 17 July 2024 4:53

stop being ridiculous you act as if he Becomes president again That all the laws go out the door They don't stop exaggerating and get over yourself Just because you're not white or straight nobody is going to hunt you down nobody cares that much about you trust me

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