Today, as a 17 year old Senior in high school, I hit a major... - FML

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By "Sweet_Corruption" - 25/08/2017 06:09 - United States

Today, as a 17 year old Senior in high school, I hit a major milestone in my life. I found my first grey hair. FML

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Charlie Dawn Para 7

Sunday 27 August 2017 23:55

my sister had a whole head of salt and pepper hair before she was a senior n hs.

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Charlie Dawn Para 7

Sunday 27 August 2017 23:55

my sister had a whole head of salt and pepper hair before she was a senior n hs.

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