By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
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siggy_mcsigx 22

I never knew how common pissing oneself due to fright or surprise is until this website.

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Justy101 23

Well, at least they didn't scare the shit out of you.

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Dave_Davington 33

If you're referring to someone as your "crush", you're probably young enough to piss yourself without being judged.

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zman938 8

I highly doubt it, people in High school still refer to people as their crush sometimes. I'm sure that anyone in high school would be made fun of for posing themselves. In Kindergarten someone was made fun of for pissing themselves. But at that age actual "crushes" aren't even a thing. So tell me at what age someone wouldn't be made fun of for pissing themselves.

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Lalala579121 27

What kind of posing are we talking, 15? Action figure poses or just random poses in the mirror? I personally do the thinking man and the Captain Morgan. And occasionally the Heisman when I'm feeling adventurous.

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rnayyyyy 12

Most of the fmls I read are about how people's birthdays are forgotten. So despite the fact you pissed yourself it's nice knowing you actually have friends who care enough to surprise you

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lhazz11 23

Hey, it's my birthday today too!

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confused_wandere 26

Oh my God, a surprise party would literally be my idea of hell, it really would.

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Imissbeehive 8

This FML made me hit right on the "your life sucks" button. It was like "Oh yea" *click*.

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GhostFox 33

On the plus side, you don't have a cardiac condition you found out about because you had a heart attack from the surprise party?

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