By jonh_215 - 08/04/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
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perdix 29

From what I've heard, those exams can be excruciatingly pleasurable. Enjoy your intense boner and I hope you have someone to drain it on or in.

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MysticMint 0

Happy going away! May your prostate always be healthy. :D

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AnagenisisZagus 13

If you get an erection as a male doctor enters your outlet with Mr. Index, you can have an excuse being away from home for so long. Look on the brighter side.

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Muffin_Tops_fml 2

quit playing, you know you liked it.

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LOLbomb 1

Surely after all those years of publicly showering with your comrades, a finger up your anus would be a walk in the park.l

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lmaoatall 6

you've been through combat, I think you can handle it. now bend over and give me 20

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lmaoatall 6

27- anyway will b fine with me! I'm not to picky. but after his exam, he may want to avoid squats.

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SirEBC 7

I heard DocBasard likes giving those. Oooohh, burn. *Flips Doc off*

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ohaiwatsurname 0

Why DocBastard....? .__.

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DocBastard 38

I only like giving them when the guy grunts and groans. Knowing my finger is causing such an intensely unpleasurable sensation is power. Now when they moan, that's when I send them to my colleague, the esteemed Dr. Ever1luvsboners. He's better, er, equipped to deal with such things.

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TheFuckerofShit 16

Please don't run like Peter Griffin after the doctor does his job.

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sgtrobswifey 0

You're surprised that's their thank you?? Did ya not learn anything while being in the military.. hahah! Anyway, thank you for your service, and good luck in the civilian world!

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TraceCase_ 19

What kind of present did you want from the hospital? A quick finger up the butt is better than a pair of prosthetic legs.

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TheKevinDasilva 0

haha i never thought of it that way OP... your right XD

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twinkle_nipso_O 0

my thought exactly! anyway prostate cancer is a big killer, getting checked it a good thing!

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