By jonh_215 - 08/04/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
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perdix 29

From what I've heard, those exams can be excruciatingly pleasurable. Enjoy your intense boner and I hope you have someone to drain it on or in.

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MysticMint 0

Happy going away! May your prostate always be healthy. :D

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The_Creeper_fml 8

Dude this guy's comment gave me an epiphany. This #1 comment is the best. Two words all the way.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Quite so. Zing! Damn! Three words! Bloody hell! Nine! BLAST!!

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pksparrow53 0

every guy goes through that when there 40!

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bobateme 0

Doesnt that sound shitty? :D 4 words.

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MysticMint 0

Happy going away! May your prostate always be healthy. :D

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Every1luvsfmls 6

and also he can look up to being fingered when he gets back

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rebekahah 7

What goes on in Iraq... stays in Iraq.

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ceva_fml 1

suk it up ! ure a big boy soldier

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Takador 3

i dont see how THAT is an FML

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Calyx_fml 21

You should moan loudly while getting it. Now that dadt is gone that'd be hilarious.

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Gbleier333 4

I'm pretty sure a prostate exam will be the least of your worries if you're heading to a place you could die. Duh. the fml should just be the I'm leaving part.

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KingDingALing 9

What's wrong, Kay? Not in the mood to call this one an anus-dwelling, moronic little shit?

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Gbleier333 4

then what the **** is he bitching about Kay? Jesus Christ. stfu

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nemisis11 12

He is being discharged, not deployed. And op, I think that is standard, I had to go through it as well. Just look excited and the doc will make it quick.

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WillKill4Beer 0

Maybe cuz your a boot and a 1 pump chump POG!

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Zebidee 8

LEAVING the military, not entering it!! FFS. lern2read.

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TheNewGuy03 28

seriously, bro? so everyone that joins has to motherfucking stay in for 20 goddamn years? you self-absorbed, nonsensical ******* cuntwad. |the kid|

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Chris19801012 0

yeah that's about it. If you want to act all bad and say you did one combat tour. Buck up kid I've done 34 months.

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perdix 29

From what I've heard, those exams can be excruciatingly pleasurable. Enjoy your intense boner and I hope you have someone to drain it on or in.

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Jrefinne 7

The doctor's office could probably use some redecorating.

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holymolybro 0

Do you want one while your there? Better do it it here.

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amerwin 3

Fire off a couple of rounds with your skin-pistol to show them who they are messing with.

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HarmonyChord 0

This coming from someone who quoted Voltaire? Well stupid is as stupid does, I guess.

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HarmonyChord 0

To a crisp! 

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DCFan 9

cool lion shirt.... =/

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