By Jackassed - 12/05/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML
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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

not to be a spelling nazi but you said loose as in her vag was loose instead of lose like lose blood. lets see how many -1 i can get

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Comments

johnson94 5

what if... the man was pulling a prank on y'all! what an ending with a twist! :O

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kruzito 0

He was just trying to play tag. Except when you loose you loose a couple pints of blood as well.

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Tsunami87 17

maybe dropping the 10 dollars would have been a good idea!

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

not to be a spelling nazi but you said loose as in her vag was loose instead of lose like lose blood. lets see how many -1 i can get

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fightin4fun 0

LMAO! that's what you get!

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fl0ffy 0

hahahaha this is one of my fave FMLs I think it is because something like this would probably happen to me

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DuRpY 5

there's a mnemonic for you: her loose vag was losing blood... (i'm going to get more - than you)

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Mustardnight 3

bitches aint nothin but tricks and hoes - gandhi

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SmallyBigs 9

If you have a fishing pole... and he has a knife... and there's 2 of you...

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OceanBreathesSal 5

your dads condom failed :)

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alychick 5

You don't say? Thanks Captain ******* obvious.

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hollylollyxoxo 0

LOL well you were going fishing, at least you caught something =P

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Bbhd05 0

A tip for op: don't do stupid shit in the ghetto.

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amazinglyHappy 6

pshhh 10 dollars is cheap, I'd go for 20 then I'd chase you round the block ;)

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IdontWanna69 8

It was probably a hobo though, that $10 could buy a decent amount of beer, or maybe a few cheap meals.

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amazinglyHappy 6

Ahhh good point!! hehe poor Hobo I feel bad now :P

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timetoshare 0

or drugs which is why you don't give the money instead give them food or socks and stuff like that

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Probably the very same hobo mentioned in one of the top FMLs where he chased the OP for six blocks with a knife; he's infamously known for carrying a knife.

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Zeek63 0

Your not supposed to run with a knife well at least when he is on the ground bleeding to death you will have the last laugh

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amazinglyHappy 6

pshhh 10 dollars is cheap, I'd go for 20 then I'd chase you round the block ;)

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FMLandurstoo 9

Don't tease criminals.

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amazinglyHappy 6

Wanna hear a joke that has no connection?

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Person1233 12

People who don't know the difference between then and than?

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evalimegreen 0

hey I don't Even know that

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amazinglyHappy 6

oh yeah sorry hehe, and sorry for the grammar mistake :S okay heres the answer: CORN THAT GOES POP??? D'ya get it?? hehe

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Emmy_The_Great 2

Your picture makes your comment like 10 times better.

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Darth_Naru 0

Well sorry but I don't think popcorn is funnier than corn. I don't think it's even funny at all.

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GeneralGreivous3 0

Wait... corn is supposed to be funny?

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hotscar 3

111, if you're grevious, why is your picture maul?

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amazinglyHappy 6

... it's one of those jokes that aren't funny, sorry :(....

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TrollsFTW 0

That's the worst joke I've ever heard. Oh wait, I've got a better one. You being pretty!

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amazinglyHappy 6

the point of the joke was to be bad... it's one of those things young people laugh at... 'cause its such a fail of a joke?? and thanks for the mature comment back i'm sure your mum's proud.

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a_nutritionist 10

wow, i was thinking the responses were borderline until 144 just shot over the line between acceptable and unacceptable. i bet he thinks it makes him cool too because he acts like a ****. youre lucky youre 13 and have time to think like a fully functioning person, cos right now youre nothing but a waste of carbon and water.

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