By LaFrancesa - 08/07/2013 03:28 - Mexico - Chihuahua

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Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on the beach, if he’d taken any protection with him. He pulled out a box of condoms, beaming with pride. I was talking about suntan lotion. FML
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NeatNit 32

You've raised a good boy if he doesn't even hesitate to show you his Big Box O' Condoms!

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Catdragon 40

Well that's better than him pulling out a baby now isn't it?

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kl0x 8

suntan lotion? Prff.. sun screen lotion!

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Kiernan151 25

Well at least he practises safe sex. As a parent you should be glad he does that.

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scyth3s 13

You deserved it for not knowing what nearly everyone assumes when you say "protection."

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Hypeman304 3

well at least he was ready for something

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thatonechicksaid 12

hey he's comfortable enough with you to show you. you guys must have a good relationship

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redskyontherox 15

lol your life doesn't suck. he's 19 are you really surprised that he's sexually active? I clicked ydi because I thought you were asking the same thing before I finished the post. lol

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Ise_fml 6

To be honest, you SHOULD be proud. But mention Lotion. But pat him on the head for remembering condoms.

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