By LaFrancesa - 08/07/2013 03:28 - Mexico - Chihuahua

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Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on the beach, if he’d taken any protection with him. He pulled out a box of condoms, beaming with pride. I was talking about suntan lotion. FML
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NeatNit 32

You've raised a good boy if he doesn't even hesitate to show you his Big Box O' Condoms!

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NeatNit 32

You've raised a good boy if he doesn't even hesitate to show you his Big Box O' Condoms!

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Mister_Lister 5

Did you cuddle with him the wrong way when he was little?

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MmmPinkTacos 11

I'm starting to think yours did based on your eagerness to post gross, sexualized comments on everything....

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Hippohighasakite 21

I'm not trying to defend him but you do realize he's just referencing another FML...

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Arkham_Callabero 15

Your bio as well as your comment make uncomfortable on what you do in your spare time.

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Arot6 17

I personally think it's a good thing that if he's going to have sex (and seriously, it's practically impossible to stop determined teenagers from ******* like rabbits), he's going to be doing it safely (yes, I know the condom can break, and some STDs have a chance of bypassing condoms, but it's still so ridiculously effective when used right that those possibilities shouldn't even be a major consideration).

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SecundusSecunda 27

Why use the word "protection" and not simply "sunscreen"?

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Noemmyforyou 14

To be honest, I'd be beaming with pride myself if that was my son; he's practicing safe sex.

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Vanderdale 14

Do you mean..sunscreen? Suntan lotion isn't going to do anything to protect your kids skin, as far as I'm aware.

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quailpower 2

#9 suntan lotion is what we call it in the UK or suncream

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Rarepepes 4

If I was his father I would be proud too

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