By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML
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allyrn13 12

Try vinegar! It should do the trick. This coming from experience with 2 little ones.

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Pwn17 25

The "urine trouble" joke used to be funny, but it got old... It's like the new "shitty situation."

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ms_zoe 8

Hm. Just seemed to fit the situation since she said urine. It just felt right hahha.

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Pwn17 25

It's nothing against you personally- I used to say it too, but I'm just kinda getting tired of it, that's all.

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buddy51 23

Don't be so pissy #19. Remember the golden rule and shower #1 with warm liquid peeraise!

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ManInTheMachine 19

Good Lord, this thread is like an massive accumulation of shit.

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

42: I guess you could say it's a shi- *Punches self in face*

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ManInTheMachine 19

Shit, I meant *a massive, not an. Guess I just added to the pile.

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Nordrag 26

In his eyes you weren't all that polite. Kicking him out of bed. How rude.

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Nordrag 26

I was in no way serious. But hey, you win some you lose some.

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MaggieJH 7

That doesn't mean you have to pee on someone

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daniellenb22 4

exactly u should have cleaned around him

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mackdeezy 22

Thats not cool. I hope you dealt with him properly. Tommorow is a new day OP.

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lopsop 12

How would you deal with someone who pissed on you properly?

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cmayer 20

Start hysterically yelling like a crazy person. Might work.

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nightbirdblue 27

Piss on them back or escalate the situation to ******** on them?

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8313girl 28

If someone pissed on me, I'd push him onto the damn track. That's how pissed off I'd be.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Thats because it's always turned on MY bum, Noor. ...Wait.

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allyrn13 12

Try vinegar! It should do the trick. This coming from experience with 2 little ones.

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SlapAndTickle 20

And if it's REALLY bad, put your pee clothes in the washer alone with regular detergent, a cup each of vinegar and baking soda. Wash them with the above mixture then re-wash with detergent and some fabric softner. Should be smelling good as new.

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Kalipczo 21

Well that's rude. I mean, I guess I'd be sort of cranky/irritable myself if I had to sleep on something like that, but pissing down someone's back is uncalled for.

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