Transportation: Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on...

By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By CrimsonAmaryllis - 01/04/2013 16:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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BOLLOX 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:16

hahaha, I would switch compartments and go sit with her. ''Hey, I wasnt done my story...anywaysssssss''

barlessprison 16

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:16

On the bright side, she didn't say it straight to your face that you were boring. Plus she took the effort to attempt to get away from you subtly so your feelings don't get hurt.

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AntiChrist7 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:56

it's not because I sit next to you, i want to talk to you. YDI for your big ego

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:56

what exactly were you talking about to make her do that?

mac_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:58

i wouldnt take it personally, she could just be shy or not comfortable talking to strangers. im pretty friendly but i usually dont say too much to total strangers if they start talking to me, just because i turn shy even though i dont mean to.

sarahann730931 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:58

embarassingg. she did not want to talk to you. leave her alonee.

LeftHanded_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 18:00

What the hell did you say to make her want to move without telling you that she didn't want to talk anymore?

elfuzzo 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 18:00

Nothing enrages me more than people who won't be honest with you because they don't want to "hurt your feelings". It's bloody insulting. FYL.

starberries 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:29

This is hardly a situation to get enraged about.

pgray18 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 18:31

she probably mistook the stop and didnt want to imbarass herself by going back and saying it was the wrong stop.. n maybe she wanted u to see her since she went to a compartment next to u?

TryToBeKind 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 18:34

Oops? I guess she was sending "I'm not comfortable talking to you" signs and you didn't notice. Or, she was just really bad at sending sings. I would have to say it's less "YDI" and more S(he)DI - if she was that uncomfortable, she could have moved earlier or answered your questions with yes/no answers, plunked on some headphones, and cracked open a book. Mostly her fault for talking to you in the first place.