By fastfingers409 - 22/04/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML
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pleasetryagain 0

What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.

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jdawg2010 0

this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.

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Pyromie 2

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Laiaira 0

This is why we need a "who cares" section to mark. Because, big deal. You asked, she was married, you don't go for her. Not really a fyl.

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observesandgasps 0

some people would find this embarrassing. you ignorant ****.

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kongor 1

Yeah... Just say "congradulations man" and walk away. Or say "lets see how long that lasts" and by her a drink

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jdawg2010 0

this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.

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unibrowicorn 0

i don't see why people voted "YDI". what, like the OP should have carefully examined the keyboardist's(keytarist??) fingers and also the husband's before he asked if she was single? it's just a little embarrassing. not much of an FML. #3 uh...the OP is a man...? unless i misread.

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Yuuhi 0

how is this a fMl? get over yourself...

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Rockey 3

Seems like people don't know how to click "NO" in the moderate the FMLs anymore.

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ozymandias_fml 0

keytarist? How lame.

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pleasetryagain 0

What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.

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libertyprime 0

So you high-five him and walk away. It's not like you had sex with her.

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BOLLOX 0

Not a FML...I would actually be flattered if I was him

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