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Same thing different taste
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It wasn't me
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You could've asked them to turn away from your face the first time.
Then you'd have their dick in your face!
It solves the fart issue. Or be specific and ask them to turn 90 degrees. Besides, I would personally prefer someone's dick over their ass, if I had to choose. It's covered anyway and dicks don't fart.
lmmfao!
NOMNOMNOMNOM
wtf
Turn your head the other way :)
how do you even think of weird things to type in response to all these? you must have had a twisted childhood!
girls don't fart?
Ooh, ooh that smell Can't you smell that smell? Ooh, ooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you.
PRICELESS
Awe Muffin! Poor u!! Next time stand!!
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The down side of getting a seat in a crowded train. Next time, bring a chain saw. You'd be surprised how much personal space people will give you, crowded train or not.
Did you say "thank you sir may i have another"?