Today as I collected my pizza, I yelled out "pizza's here! Come...

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By Shameshameshame - 08/06/2017 00:58 - Australia - Noble Park

Today as I collected my pizza, I yelled out "pizza's here! Come and get it" while I close the door so the pizza guy doesn't think I'm eating this much pizza alone.

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Lemou_fml 25

Saturday 10 June 2017 14:40

Why do you care? During the winter, I can only eat a pizza for children. During summer, I eat a family pizza alone. In public.

TotallyNotARobot 16

Sunday 2 July 2017 13:15

I do the same thing to be honest, sure they probably know no ones there at this stage lol

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Lemou_fml 25

Saturday 10 June 2017 14:40

Why do you care? During the winter, I can only eat a pizza for children. During summer, I eat a family pizza alone. In public.

TotallyNotARobot 16

Sunday 2 July 2017 13:15

I do the same thing to be honest, sure they probably know no ones there at this stage lol

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