By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
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victory25 0

put it in some ice!!!!

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silent_singer 0

can you say fail? then again I would end up doing the exact same thing.....

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TROLLTURNEDGOOD 0

I stub 'said' toe it's 'sayed' idiot سلام

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Intoxicunt 5

I think you misspelled "FAIL" as "agree with #15". Stop it! You were funny for a while. Don't overdo it.

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TROLLTURNEDGOOD 0

BAN ME IDIOT MODERATORS. BEFORE I RAIN TERROR WITH MY THIRD TROLLING ACCOUNT. you may remember me from accounts such as NEWTROLLINTOWN or N3WTROLLINTOWN and also my signature. سلام

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Starchild21 3

I have to say I like the signature, salam to you too. _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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reaganmc10 0

I do that kind of thing all the time! I'm the clumsiest person ever. Poor kid. Sorry yo.

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FerrariCake 2

I think I missed the YLIF part of this FML. You hurt your toe? Is there more?

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Lolzarz 0

lol sounds like something out of the roadrunner and wiley wolf

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