By Snickerfritz - 20/09/2012 21:40 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, as I left work for the parking lot, I noticed two full trashbags duct-taped to my car. They were marked as my property. According to the note left on my windshield, my ex-roommate thought he'd be kind enough to bring my things to me to save me the trip. FML
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Snickerfritz 8

This is the OP. He did this because he propositioned sex to me every night when his girlfriend was out of town. I always said no and told him to gtfo. He kicked me out, so I told his girlfriend and showed her the texts.

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gczizza1997 15

Tape to his car a bill for any thing he broke to save him the trouble of having to come and get it

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CptZoe 10

I hope you at least knew you were moving out?! What a horrible surprise that would be :/

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goodgood_fml 5

He seems petty. If any of your things are damaged, call Judge Judy. But, if you haven't paid rent in a while, I would have 86'd you too. You DID pay rent, right?

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sayahiei 7

Not knowing the terms that you left in, I'd say what an ass! I'd be pissed if my shit was broken and if my car got duct taped, I know I would flip my shit. So why did you leave?

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congele 6

Is your name on the lease? He can't kick you out if it is

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Snickerfritz 8

This is the OP. He did this because he propositioned sex to me every night when his girlfriend was out of town. I always said no and told him to gtfo. He kicked me out, so I told his girlfriend and showed her the texts.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

Wow what a scumbag! I hope his girlfriend does something terrible to him. Sucks about having no place to live, though. I hope you work that out somehow. Good luck :)

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teentee401 36

Well done, OP. Hope his GF kicked his ass.

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ali_c4t 0

What a prick.. I would've found his car and keyed it.

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simsgirlgem 25

smart move showing his girlfriend the text I predict you being her new BFF and him being dumped best to cut that ass out while she has the chance

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Psycocharger 19

ayyyy a fellow Michigander :P

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