Intimacy: Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he...

By Eve - 24/06/2011 10:45 - Ireland

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

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Same thing different taste

No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

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Wrong, just wrong

By Anonymous - 02/07/2017 10:00 - China - Chengdu

Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML

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By DallasGal - 14/02/2012 16:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By FYLyfer - 26/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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By PTKFML - 26/07/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

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By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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swimchica22 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:11

you must feel so loved :D pancakes are the sexiest breakfast food :P

futtbuck101 1

Friday 24 June 2011 16:12

I'd like some syrup with that

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McLovin2320 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:04

Better a pancake than a waffle right?

BitchSoEpic 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:20

Pancakes are good......

nikloveless 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 2:44

its ok, my bf groans at video games like he does during ******

Sherry0707 3

Tuesday 5 June 2012 10:28

Haha, ergh my boyfriend moans "oh god yes, that's it" when I scratch an itch on his back for him.

flames57323 11

Friday 25 January 2013 3:22

"I'm a pancake" Aha!

DejoMasters 8

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:55

I hope you know that's a good thing. :-)

PDN 12

Saturday 20 July 2013 7:29

Well, pancakes are pretty sexy. IM JELOUS

littlexlune 16

Saturday 27 July 2013 18:10

Maybe pancakes just really turn him on.

xXNerrrdXx 16

Sunday 4 August 2013 23:23

You are lucky OP, on your sex scale I think my bf finds donuts sexier than me then xD

nicholasj96 9

Saturday 2 November 2013 13:56

You're looking too much into it .

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Same thing different taste

No kinkshaming here

Wrong, just wrong

Saucy

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