By skrillexblewme - 02/08/2012 16:30 - United States

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 038
You deserved it 2 434

Same thing different taste

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Bonzer 2

Maybe you'll learn something new about toothpicks. I have no idea about their story and I would like to know.

LappDance 16

I hope you brought headphones!

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You still don't have it as bad as the guy in planes, trains, and automobiles.

Well it never hurts to learn :) but the priest thing would be very annoying :(

xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Complain to the flight attendant? I know I'd really hate to listen to that on an airplane flight.

"Excuse me, miss, but I have some very obnoxious neighbors. Could you please intervene for me? I just can't take it anymore!" "What are they doing to be obnoxious, sir?" "Well, the old man to my right is telling me about tooth picks, and to my left is a priest who is praying!"

xXHollowIchigoXx 17

You can ask the attendant to tell them to Stfu or to change your seat. :)

unknown_user5566 26

I'm guessing you are in the middle seat? Middle seats are bad enough without have to endure your "quirky" neighbors. Plug in your headphones and/or watch the in-flight entertainment and do your best to ignore them. Alternatively, you can listen to each of them, and leave with an interesting story to tell!

unknown_user5566 26

Apparently this is another one of my days where I cannot type correctly. Without having to endure*

You should have plugged in your headphones to tune them out.

I don't know what your problem is... That sounds great!!

Well ya learn something new everyday... Today happened to be toothpicks

Well why don't you pull out some headphones and blast some of the music that was created by the guy who blew you? Nothing like dub step to tune out bothersome people.

Actually, you might learn something new and somewhat interesting. At least with the toothpick guy...