By skrillexblewme - 02/08/2012 16:30 - United States

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 039
You deserved it 2 435

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Bonzer 2

Maybe you'll learn something new about toothpicks. I have no idea about their story and I would like to know.

LappDance 16

I hope you brought headphones!

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Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver

I'd have let the toothpick guy run out of things to say. Then popped a sleeping pill and slept the rest of the journey. That or start talking about how I get REALLY restless legs if I can't get up to the toilet every 10 minutes.

mrnuleef 7

Left ear: "son, you got time? Of course ya do! let me tell you about a time when people werent able to get tiny chunks of food outta their teeth! Back in my day....." Right ear: "Our Father who art in heaven, holy be thy name..."

coolbrony12 3

The priest is only bad if your atheist or something.

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He would like for u to continue his legacy of telling other travelers the many uses of toothpicks

Well at least you are getting a history lesson about toothpicks

BrittBritt1355 9

Id rather hear the toothpick story lol

maybe the priest had a fear of flying and was praying for a safe journey? everyone has their own beliefs and everyone copes with phobias in different ways