Transportation: Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next...

By skrillexblewme - 02/08/2012 16:30 - United States

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By lotd - 31/07/2012 23:28 - United Kingdom - Henley On Thames

Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By northernlass - 01/10/2010 14:32 - United States

Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

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The Curse

By ugly me - 24/10/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

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Get me out of here

By IamHM - 19/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML

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By Flyier - 30/09/2017 04:30

Today, as a flight attendant, I had to deal with a passenger staring at a stewardess constantly and masturbating. His wife was sitting next to him and didn't mind. FML

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Turbulence

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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Bonzer 2

Thursday 2 August 2012 23:04

Maybe you'll learn something new about toothpicks. I have no idea about their story and I would like to know.

LappDance 16

Thursday 2 August 2012 23:04

I hope you brought headphones!

Comments

ShadowPeo 11

Friday 3 August 2012 10:32

Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver

NurseAbi 10

Friday 3 August 2012 10:41

I'd have let the toothpick guy run out of things to say. Then popped a sleeping pill and slept the rest of the journey. That or start talking about how I get REALLY restless legs if I can't get up to the toilet every 10 minutes.

mrnuleef 7

Friday 3 August 2012 11:57

Left ear: "son, you got time? Of course ya do! let me tell you about a time when people werent able to get tiny chunks of food outta their teeth! Back in my day....." Right ear: "Our Father who art in heaven, holy be thy name..."

coolbrony12 3

Friday 3 August 2012 14:53

The priest is only bad if your atheist or something.

lonkite101 14

Friday 3 August 2012 15:53

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someone3225 2

Friday 3 August 2012 16:33

He would like for u to continue his legacy of telling other travelers the many uses of toothpicks

sumanmaas 1

Friday 3 August 2012 17:37

That's funny!

steph97v05 11

Friday 3 August 2012 18:15

Well at least you are getting a history lesson about toothpicks

BrittBritt1355 9

Friday 3 August 2012 19:23

Id rather hear the toothpick story lol

MuseFan1991 14

Friday 3 August 2012 21:23

maybe the priest had a fear of flying and was praying for a safe journey? everyone has their own beliefs and everyone copes with phobias in different ways