By purplexangel - 02/08/2012 17:32 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML
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sporty1200xlr 6

You would be a fun friend to mess with.

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olpally 32

That toester just trolled you... Lol. Toester-1 you-0

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TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai 4

Bad boy! Bad boy! You don't simply train yourself you need together a dog

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Naomimi_fml 6

He needs to get a dog... which he'll train to get the toast?

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buck33 14

1 - Even when it says "get a dog" I still don't see where you were going with that comment.

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TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai 4

Like human trains dogs so in this case the dog trains the human

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laden_swallow09 34

Don't bother trying to explain it. It'll never make sense to the rest of us.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Not to mention that OP isn't a boy at all, so saying 'bad boy' just isn't right.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

I honestly don't understand the toaster jump scares... I don't get startled?

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7lovepink 3

Lol why are you standing by your toaster so much

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Trisha_aus 15

Yeah Op, is this what you do for fun?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"My hobbies include long walks on the beach, and standing next to toasters."

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onlychildFTW 33

My toaster is super fancy. Has motors and when the toast is done it beeps and then raises by power motors. Pretty fancy stuff!

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sporty1200xlr 6

You would be a fun friend to mess with.

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capper44 18

U didn't just do that op! U deserve it for jumping on the pop out :p

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Trisha_aus 15

Oh, but she did.

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RaggleFrock 13

People today are scared of everything. One person jumps once over a toaster pop up and it's spread like wildfire. It's toast, expect it to pop the **** up in 2 minutes, if you can't count or put a radio on buy a dualit toaster because they don't pop up they have a count down timer and you pop it yourself.

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AClassActx3 7

I don't think anxiety attacks deserve a haha. *rude stare*

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Trisha_aus 15

Why would you do that in the first place? There are other fun things to do

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connerwonner 7

Op didn't say she was doing this for fun.

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Inheritance 10

This FML reminds me of that game Pops

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olpally 32

That toester just trolled you... Lol. Toester-1 you-0

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NanillaVipples 2

I almost corrected your spelling... almost

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olpally 32

I didn't think fat bastard knew how to spell. Lol, good job not correcting me. :D

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Luunatic 13

Love these replies :)

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SkoomaKi 27

It's hopeless OP, we've all tried and all failed :'(

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capper44 18

Unmm not we all lol i never jumped :)

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Enslaved 36

I always jump with excitement that I have fresh hot toast to put my grape jelly on!!!(:

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HerroMaylaHerro 6

Get a toaster oven :P it beeps instead

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shireman97 6

You need a job or something to do in your spare time besides this!

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