By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML
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mimi809o 21

sounds like he had fun :D

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onorexveritas 23

he sounds like a real charmer

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DocBastard 38

Edit: how the hell did this end up here? Nothing to see here, folks. Keep on walking.

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happylawyer 16

I am sorry, but at 16 he is not of legal age. As long as my kid is a minor I will decide if he goes out or not. The key here is to raise children to respect the parents, their olders and people with authorithy. I don't care if at 16 you are capable of thinking by yourselves, you are not mature enough to take right decisions and that's why parents should be aware of what our kids do. My kid may not be the coolest kid in the block but he volunteers for non-profit organizations, hang out with friends, go to the movies, have friends over to play video games and talk nonsenses for hours, and have had his girlfriends, all of that without alcohol, drugs or irresponsible behavior. It is not necesesary to be reckless and irresponsible to have a good time.

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chippa 24

Awesome! I definitely agree with you, respect is key. So many parents seem to think that's something that they get automatically.

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devore504 7

lmao i bet he knocks up somebody

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frigofjim 5

Spoken like a true liberal pussy... Not Surprised you're a scum sucking bottom dwelling lawyer

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antixx101 0

"Cuz tequila makes his clothes fall off!"

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junkman6 22

I did similar once and my old man just let me sleep outside on the back porch with the dogs. Waking up sunburnt hungover and in a puddle of dried vomit cures you of getting stupidly drunk real fast.

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iHeartMuzik 0

Reminds Me Of The First Hangover Movie hahaha

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junkman6 22

Well I could get inside when I woke up and the note taped to the back door said no more partying for the rest of the semester, and we would "talk" when he got home.

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