Intimacy: Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought...

By tigerbyrn - 30/05/2016 15:35 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML

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By TronCat8230 - 20/05/2017 12:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML

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By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Deez nutz hurtz

By Anonymous - 11/03/2020 15:01

Today, I was about to have sex with my wife, so I walked into our room naked, but then whacked myself in the nuts with the door handle as I attempted to close it. She can't stop laughing, and I can't sit down. FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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ScratchCatPower 32

Monday 30 May 2016 23:24

FMLs that state that someone else "thought it would be funny" to do something to OP tend to automatically be an FYL.

bdub42 8

Monday 30 May 2016 23:27

Seeing as you were meeting her parents, I don't really understand her logic behind that? I would assume she would want them to like you? Either way, I'm sure they will forget about it, sorry though OP!

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saffy66 34

Tuesday 31 May 2016 11:51

Am I the only one who thinks this girl is a total moron? FYI that's a rhetorical question - I never come back to read the comments after I've posted.

ItsAnanya 25

Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:37

That must have been quite 'a rousing' event for you had you not been meeting her parents, but don't be too 'hard' on yourself, OP. Even if they yell at you, maintain a 'stiff' upper lip as this incident should not cause much 'uprising' but perhaps you should have a chat with your girlfriend about how much you don't appreciate being 'dick'ed over by her. Beware though, she might use 'phallus'y to defend her actions. Have you felt much 'deferens' in your relationship with her, off lately? perhaps this might the 'tip' of the iceberg of certain underlying problems? I'm sorry.

scyth3s 13

Tuesday 31 May 2016 17:04

This comment gave me an erection. what humorless sticklers downvoted this comment? you're taking bad puns too... hard.

FrostyyFML 15

Tuesday 31 May 2016 13:39

That's unfortunate fellow Ontarian, but, it sounds like something an Ontarian would do.

Badkarma4u 17

Tuesday 31 May 2016 20:22

Don't sweat it OP, they were once young too. They probably had a chuckle about it later. Remeber her mom gave her dad a hard on at least once.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 31 May 2016 20:31

She is making sure to let her parents know why did she chose you!!

amsterdamgirl 20

Tuesday 31 May 2016 21:20

that's not cool, not cool at all...

zebra3_fml 7

Tuesday 31 May 2016 23:18

this one really needs an author response explaining what happened next.

tigerbyrn 13

Wednesday 1 June 2016 1:12

Hi OP here, Her parents were actually pretty cool with it(just gave me a smirk but didn't say anything) and we ended up getting along pretty well. The thing is, my gf pulls off jokes like this all the time, which is what I like about her. Hopefully, I can get her back for this one though :D