By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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stieglar 17

Next time it happens push his head back down. Hard.

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A07 48

I'm guessing he didn't really know he'd struck gold? Sorry OP

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daddysgirl243 21

"keep going! " might work better next time

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TheMathMajor 26

Yeah I say "don't stop" in this situation. I think that's sexier than saying his name, too.

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lily05_fml 16

I am guessing it is his first time hearing his name during intercourse still obviously he did the job

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laden_swallow09 34

38– What's the second word in the phrase "oral sex"? Think about it.

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carllyo 19

#42 Your picture goes perfectly with that comment

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echarlotte 19

Must've been his first time making a girl feel good enough to yell?

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gosh_mate 30

Just tell him he was on he way there. Next time will be awesome!

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ColonelCusswords 24

Woahhhh youre halfway theeere!! Woahhhhohh youre livin on a prayer!!

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a1_z9 10

I often hear about people shouting each other's name during sex, is this really a thing everyone does?

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TheMathMajor 26

I don't, I think it's a little awkward tbh

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JustinJK 21

I shout my own name

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gopi_fml 23

if u do it right then it's obvious, may b some practical knowledge will help u

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llamameAP 10

I ususlly get religious and call for God. If its really good I also call for Jesus. Never my partners name.

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gracehi 31

I think it's weird that other people think this is weird.

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abNormal62 23

At a less intense moment, sit him down for a quiet talk and explain to him in this situation only, it's you that is cumming when he is being called

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shitstorm28 11

Gotta say, I like the way you think. lol

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Attacksloth 33

I second this, but depending on how you were saying his name, he might have thought you wanted him to stop. People can't really remember / re-enact their o-moments.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Men have died that way

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ColonelCusswords 24

His response time is fantastic though

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im_a_black_guy 10

All I could imagine was Lana screaming archers name and him screaming what

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