By Sean - 14/08/2016 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML
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Jared900DUmpling 30

I just wish the impact had cause his girlfriend to bite down.

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TeasinDaNoobs 16

If you remember the kind and color of the car you could report it as a hit and run, even better if you caught the license plate!

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nanam329 12

Seriously, who tapped on "you deserved it?" OP definitely DID NOT deserve two broken ribs.

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Brilliant66star 17

Clearly, coming and going do NOT mix. FYL.

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ATPR_4 9

I Don't care how good she is at cleaning the pipes. There is no way you don't realize you just hit someone with your car. Smh

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shinikageWolf 15

On the bright side you could sue his ass and make him pay for your tuition.

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BodyElectric 18

You a fan of Stephen King? Because that would have been a great time to cast a Gypsy curse on him. "...Thinner..."

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pharmalady 10

I was looking for this. :)

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LAURA_EL_JUICE 6

OMG, what was the officers reaction when you told them how it happened?

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Rsflett 5

Ever see the movie (or read the book) "Thinner"?

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Nissi 17

Wait, wait, wait... This couldn't possibly have happened in Canada. D:<

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