By Sean - 14/08/2016 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML
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Jared900DUmpling 30

I just wish the impact had cause his girlfriend to bite down.

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TeasinDaNoobs 16

If you remember the kind and color of the car you could report it as a hit and run, even better if you caught the license plate!

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dadom7614 10

Oh I'm sure he noticed.. He just didn't want her to stop just cuz he simply hit someone.

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jcash52426 5

Report the accident and hopefully the cop will be able to look a footage from city cameras or ask local shops to look at theirs.

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ulissey_fml 22

He rammed into ewe ?

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thats_fd_up 2

This is why some things are better left to the imagination rather than trying them out in real life. FYL OP, hope things get better for you ASAP.

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sazarra 14

I hope karma gets his ass if the cops can't.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I have a feeling that sooner or later, because of morons like that, we're gonna see signs that read "No sexual contact of any kind while driving".

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SKIIINNNNNNER 2

now im not trying to defend admiral oral, but did you remember to look both ways?

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xsxx 9

The ones who voted YDI surely read this FML from driver's eyes

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