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By mandapanda - 02/02/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML

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By Mycardoesn'tevenwork - 22/02/2016 20:16 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML

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By forgetable - 28/04/2019 02:00

Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML

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By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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By Username - 01/02/2011 15:40

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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Stuck

By Snowzies - 06/01/2010 13:42 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML

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Great organization

By Anonymous - 21/06/2021 08:02

Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML

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By socialbanana - 19/12/2016 02:13 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, after getting up at 6 a.m., fighting with the dogs to wipe their paws off from the snow, and having to wait for a moving truck to move so I could get to work by 8, I got a call from my boss saying we were closed due to weather. It was 8:15. I was already there. FML

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By in pain - 15/03/2011 22:57

Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML

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Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:05

everyone is having blizzard fmls:o

perdix 29

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:19

You should have called ahead to see if your work was open before you left. YDI about being such a n00b about blizzards.

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xGraycloud 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:49

God, does everyone hate you?

mastashode 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:54

that sucks hope u got insurance

Sangoku_fml 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 6:08

what a ******' day  You deserve a Big : FML !!

auzzrage 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 6:59

blizzards and floods here but no blizzards luckily

MissKayla 2

Thursday 3 February 2011 8:13

UGH my work did that to me too!! Except my scenario was a little different. I didn't even know I had to come in that day, but they closed early so I wouldn't have even had to come in, but they didn't call to tell me or anything!! They just waited to tell me until the next time I came back to work lawl

happy2blulu 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 9:13

does no one watch the news on mornings of inclement weather? generally school, church, and business closing or delays will be rolling as soon as the station gets them. or call someone before you leave if conditions are that bad? common freakin' sense.