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By lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By bellerz14 - 23/12/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

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By jm_track - 26/02/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

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By The Christmas Grinch - 18/11/2010 22:33 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML

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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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wolfsheart 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 19:53

merry Christmas!!!

FurryPride 9

Saturday 23 July 2011 21:03

He could of been blaring Justin Bieber music. So calm down.

Comments

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:00

There is never a bad time to play Christmas music. Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. And since there's no place to go. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

PDeffinP 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 21:23

I personally have jingle bells stuck in my head 365 days a year! ho ho ho

lalala2589 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 22:35

There is never a good time to play Christmas music. Not even on Christmas.

MsMeiriona 2

Sunday 24 July 2011 5:44

I had a little Shoggoth, I conjured up one day, I used the elder sigil, now Shoggie and I play, Shoggoth Shoggoth Shoggoth, with mouths and pseudopods, Shoggoth Shoggoth Shoggoth, foul creature of the gods.

MsMeiriona 2

Sunday 24 July 2011 5:46

one day while we were playing, my monstrous pal broke free, I dropped the elder sigil, Lil Shoggie turned on me Shoggoth Shoggoth Shoggoth, he ripped me to a shread, Shoggoth Shoggoth Shoggoth, we played and now I'm dead.

Sweej 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:00

Hey! Look on the bright side, now.... now..... f*ck, I guess there isn't a bright side. FYL.

hellojuicyhello 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:03

haha I sing Christmas songs all year long! at least he didn't yell at u, like my mum did when I came home drunk at 6am n had to go to PTA meeting at 8:/ lol

hellojuicyhello 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:05

that was this morin

itswhateveridk 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:41

which would mean you both live with your mother and have a child to go to a PTA meeting for? and you still get wasted? cool story bro keep bragging about shameful things.

ThorneCrossed 9

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:07

half Christmas! get the keg-nog!

hellojuicyhello 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:13

keg-nog hahaha

LordGoober 13

Saturday 23 July 2011 22:16

My family's eggnog recipe, one part Jack Daniels...

satanic_fml 13

Saturday 23 July 2011 23:24

workaholics

Wheredidgrungego 12

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:12

Family weekend? Watch out for the mistletoe.

TheBlackCops 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:13

Where's your Christmas spirit?

VickyStar 7

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:15

lol :P

gptrash420 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:40

yo!

DKjazz 20

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:16

I once heard a totally killer version of "Little Drummer Boy". The drummer took a huge, but absolutely awesome solo. But I suppose no amount of drumming can cure a hangover. Sorry OP!