Kids: Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By [...] - 12/12/2013 14:28 - France - Vaulx-en-velin

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

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By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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Saturday 31 December 2011 12:20

You should've told her you were santa and that because she hurt your feelings, she's going on the naughty list next year.

IBelongToJeebus 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 12:15

Bitch went there.

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pslcdsl 9

Saturday 31 December 2011 20:25

New Year's resolution: Lose weight so I don't look pregnant. (good luck dude)

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 31 December 2011 20:39

Holiday beer belly!

lexieissmexy 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:06

Well thats kind of a pedo move there bro but im sorry

LMFAOallthetime 8

Saturday 31 December 2011 23:59

I hate when that happens!!

xyikezx 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:18

lmaoo kids say some shit..I would of laff..

fallensnow143 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 5:24

lol

fallensnow143 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 5:24

lol

boredfishing 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 7:18

Maybe she should cut her beard and not worry about the extra lbs?

QQMorePlox 18

Sunday 1 January 2012 7:42

At least the little girl didn't ask to feel your baby

ingram450 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 8:35

She's a bitch at a young age

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