By jilted - 21/03/2009 07:15 - United States

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Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 554
You deserved it 45
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hybridstar 0

i'm sorry.. that is just mean. why not divorce him. save yourself from a crappy relationship.

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kool_me 0

i'm sorry op grow your hair long shave ur mustache and get over it there's nothing u can do he's already gay

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Mcsandwich 0

you jerk! how dare you speak to a woman that way!?

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JayJ17 7

It is and i can't believe he wasted 9 years of your life on him. He coulda told you right away and saved you the despair. What an ass. Smh

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lolmonster34 0

Ydi for looking like a guy ~,~

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Incredibly_Dope 0

Damn bitch just got served

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thatghostdude 9

Damn, insult to injury.

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sometimessam 16

And he married you, and not another man...why exactly? I'm so sorry OP.

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GOoutside 2

its a total fml but giw is it mean. its not his fault she looks like a man

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kamikaze_fml 0

THAT is why your afraid to get married #4? I think you've got almost as big a problem as OP.

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JohnFR33M4N 0

@#6 She means the whole being divorced thing, dickweed.

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kingston52 0

no she means the husband being gay thing and herself looking like a man

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Sharpam 0

what if there were weeds made of dicks...?

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Thabb 0

Sorry, I meant 283 not 273. Stupid anti- flood is so annoying.

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Prisoner_24601 0

Oh. That's terrible. I seriously feel really bad for you.

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your_boss 0

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aaa919 0

Omg...that is truly a FML...sad but still really funny.

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