Kids: Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school,... - FML

By TheKingKen - 02/07/2014 00:33 - Australia - Perth

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

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TheKingKen 22

Wednesday 2 July 2014 13:42

Damn, sucks to be OP! I wouldn't wanna be him.

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ThomasBombadil 31

Wednesday 2 July 2014 11:00

They sure grow up fast.

DestinyNiya 33

Wednesday 2 July 2014 11:01

Wonder where he got that from?

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brandisutton 3

Wednesday 2 July 2014 22:10

How do you even handle that situation...

interesting33 36

Wednesday 2 July 2014 22:58

Sexualised behaviour in children CAN be a sign of potential abuse but it not always and it is more likely he got the humping thing elsewhere. I just thought it is best to be aware.

LalaDee561 8

Thursday 3 July 2014 4:13

It could be, but kids pick up the weirdest things from practically every where. Maybe he saw it somewhere (like on a movie or the tv) for a split second and it caught his attention so he learned it. Never know. I work with kids and I'm surprised at a lot of the things they say and do sometimes.

dannnngthatsux 19

Thursday 3 July 2014 0:26

Woof chicka woof woof! 'You can nap with me ANY time darling! Just ignore the gun in your back."

Dr_Eeevil 7

Thursday 3 July 2014 1:38

I'm being daddy does anyone get this remark from a past FML?

Jared900DUmpling 30

Thursday 3 July 2014 2:41

And I'm here wondering if I'm missing something, or if the school there takes place during summer or the kid has summer school...

TheKingKen 22

Thursday 3 July 2014 6:42

In here, classes starts in February and ends in December. They give students 2 weeks break every 3 months. This is my brother's last week before he goes on a break again. It's also winter here lol

Epickitty58 29

Thursday 3 July 2014 4:34

Pray to God that he did not know what he was doing. And pray that his classmate's mother keeps that story off Facebook.

avila_boy22 12

Thursday 3 July 2014 4:39

that escalated quickly.....must have been awkward for you OP

jon06 3

Thursday 3 July 2014 5:36

GET SOME!!!!

nikitol 8

Thursday 3 July 2014 5:58

How do they even know about that?!?!

newmember123 6

Thursday 3 July 2014 6:10

o my god lol

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