Transportation: Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man...

By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

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You deserved it 81 693

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By Danou - 28/03/2011 13:51 - France

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 114

You deserved it 58 658

Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 623

You deserved it 4 504

By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 943

You deserved it 3 367

By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 914

You deserved it 5 338

By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 169

You deserved it 3 514

By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 185

You deserved it 3 515

By regrub - 10/01/2010 09:14 - United States

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 377

You deserved it 29 737

By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 561

You deserved it 2 900

By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 199

You deserved it 7 985

By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 460

You deserved it 134 338

YacL 15

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:17

You totally deserve it.

zaveeshaveesh3 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:17

Geese some people can't take a joke

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YoLauryn 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:37

Now YOU can buy an FML shirt to wear with you new broken nose!

geekpowerwtf 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:39

Then he gave you the FML-shirt...?

raenoleah 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 7:10

OMG NOW IT CAN KEEP GETTING PASSED ON TO NEW PEOPLE UNTIL IT GETS BACK TO THE FIRST GUY!!! Or not, because I'm too lazy to see to it myself. >3

wriptidez 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:41

man im sorry did u press charges?

itsgen 16

Saturday 30 July 2011 23:08

hr should press charges

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 6:22

after the shit he pulled who really gives a damn?

sgoble32 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:42

that sucks

kisekii 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:43

Wow. Overreact much? He probably didn't even go on FMyLife, if he punched you for making an inside joke. :/ FYL, dude.

FookMyLife2496 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:45

dayyumm FYL

soccer4life20 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:56

What'd you think he was gonna do dumbass!? Lol you deserved ittt B)

Euphoriah 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:57

He obviously does not know about this site. You deserved it. I hope you get better though!

LittlexSparrow 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:00

I've seen this FML posted on here before. Thumbs up for originality. :P

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:27

I was thinking the same exact thing. This story seemed a bit too familiar.

DirtyDix 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:01

next time ask what happened and see where that takes u hahaha

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Same thing different taste

Broke

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