Transportation: Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when...

By regrub - 10/01/2010 09:14 - United States

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By insignificant - 29/10/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML

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By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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Bye!

By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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By Tee - 10/11/2009 02:20 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 10:33 - Australia

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML

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By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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shananigans 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:09

Why did he leave the door open if he didn't want anyone to enter? He should've had it closed already.

firecopy 6

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:21

please note that it won't actually hold in court and that method only works pon stupid people.

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mothefo 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:05

YDI for tryna be a sneak.

Zer0_Zer0 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:40

Beep

coke51 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 5:32

that's what you get for saying the word yelp!

Trooth 13

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:06

well that's what you get

Roseicat 16

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:09

Owned

shananigans 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:09

Why did he leave the door open if he didn't want anyone to enter? He should've had it closed already.

st0815 9

Sunday 10 January 2010 17:29

There is probably a clear - written-down - rule about the driver not closing the doors when unable to observe them.

blueknight1st 26

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:10

I have never even heard of that rule. I have gotten plenty of free rides that same way.

firecopy 6

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:19

and this is why you "threaten" to sue, so you get a free busride. I did that an it actually worked. ( note you don't actually sue just threaten)

firecopy 6

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:21

please note that it won't actually hold in court and that method only works pon stupid people.

The_Disturbed 5

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:24

I have no sympathy for you. At all. Then again, at least in England the doors are always shut if there's no driver on board, and they take their money with them. Then 9 time out of 10 when the next driver gets on, if there's anyone on the bus, he checks their tickets...meh. Either way, YDI.

capslockisgood 19

Thursday 6 September 2012 4:23

Bus drivers don't have access to the money that they collect.

Voltze 10

Monday 5 May 2014 7:17

where i live if the bus is open you're free to come inside; the bus drivers never check after they get on to see if everyone on board has a pass. they just sit in their seat and wait to drive off.