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By Cristie - 30/09/2011 05:01 - Canada

Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML

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By truckstopworker - 27/04/2017 02:00

Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML

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By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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By blah blah - 28/02/2019 14:00

Today, I tried convincing my husband to spend his day off work with me because we both work a lot, and have almost no time to spend together. His literal response was, “I’d rather pick a shift up at work.” FML

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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Have fun!

By Anonymous - 23/06/2024 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I worked from home and, by coincidence, it was the day that my partner was going away for the weekend with some friends. When one of them picked her up, I noticed that the other friend's husband was going on the trip. So other husbands are invited… but not me. FML

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By ronz - 08/02/2012 13:26

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 13:56 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML

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Mega creep

By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

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Top comments

Joshoa123 16

Friday 30 September 2011 11:58

Jealousy is unattractive.

changesinme 0

Friday 30 September 2011 11:57

'Oh no she's giving the new guy some'

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RebekahBrooke 9

Friday 30 September 2011 12:19

Well, it means he loves you! And that he's paranoid!

Jamicianprince 1

Friday 30 September 2011 13:29

Your pretty

WidoWxMakerR 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:20

I agree with your comment :)

BeatlesObsessed 12

Saturday 1 October 2011 1:36

I'm sorry, but from my perspective, love=trust.

fthislyfe 22

Friday 30 September 2011 12:31

Knowing that someone cares about you is sweet but this is just too much!

NotMuchLuck 0

Friday 30 September 2011 12:32

He's a keep-creeper :)

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 30 September 2011 23:47

Should that be keeper creeper?

rocker_chick105 31

Friday 30 September 2011 12:44

Well we know who wears the pants in the family

hannahcorrine 0

Friday 30 September 2011 12:50

At least he cares! Haha

alexchiltonLC 7

Friday 30 September 2011 20:18

Im guessing you've never had an over possessive boyfriend?

patrickalamo 47

Friday 30 September 2011 12:51

Dude needs to get a job.

mistersheezy 7

Friday 30 September 2011 12:51

Why wasn't he at work?

MatthewHass 4

Friday 30 September 2011 13:09

Would like to know the same, lol

MsMeiriona 2

Friday 30 September 2011 16:21

Maybe it was his day off, or their shifts don't coincide, or he works from home, or is unemployed and considers stalking his wife a full time job. Probably that last one.

bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Friday 30 September 2011 13:03

atleast it wasn't the whole day :)

NoNotTheFace 8

Friday 30 September 2011 13:06

OP, don't flatter yourself. He was just making sure you don't hook up with the guy before he does.

MatthewHass 4

Friday 30 September 2011 13:07

Not funny at all to the person who said "haha" my dad would do the same and I hate the son of a bitch

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