Miscellaneous: Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw... - FML

By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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onlychildFTW 33

Friday 21 September 2012 18:56

That sucks. But it's not that bad, so random people thought you were crazy. FYL, a little. It was probably better then hugging a random women and getting knees in the balls or something

Doortje 29

Friday 21 September 2012 19:00

I wish I could've been there to witness this :D It sounds hilarious xD

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MissApplePie_fml 11

Sunday 26 January 2014 14:32

I can imagine you running down the streets like that! Best FML ever!

trumpy 9

Friday 15 January 2016 7:36

im sorry but the mental image is hilarious

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