Animals: Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway... - FML

By noxiffic - 31/10/2014 12:31 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

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By Seth - 04/07/2021 22:01

Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML

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By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

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By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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Unattack dog

By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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By Jeslyn03 - 13/01/2012 18:57 - Canada

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Where is my mind?

By Holy fuck - 01/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I had a horrific nightmare where I was lost in the woods and got mauled to death by a hungry wolf. I fully blacked out in the dream before waking up in real life, at 3AM, where I found that my room was pitch black because I forgot to open the curtains. I genuinely thought I was dead for about five seconds. FML

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You deserved it 138

By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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garage_fml 18

Friday 31 October 2014 19:25

It's Halloween. Probably a werewolf.

WolfyGrace 24

Friday 31 October 2014 19:25

Oh, goodness. That's a story for the kids! But in all seriousness, at least you survived :)

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ThePaperDragon 31

Saturday 1 November 2014 1:29

At least you evaded it and survived!

wvcheesehead 13

Saturday 1 November 2014 3:09

No concern unless you are a little pig living in tenement housing.

rjt93 18

Saturday 1 November 2014 3:51

Are you afraid of the big BAD WOLF Doctor!!

shakotoon 4

Saturday 1 November 2014 4:33

He came from where the winds are cold And truth is seen through keyholes ...strange longings never sleep Now he's come where no hearts beat Cry wolf Time to worry Cry wolf Time to worry now ♫ (Norway, wolf, a-ha...I just love that band....sorry)

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Saturday 1 November 2014 4:45

I voted for this!!! Congrats!!

felixshen 18

Saturday 1 November 2014 6:38

Well I mean you do live in central Norway.

rickyvil 11

Saturday 1 November 2014 8:28

I don't understand how people can think you ydi this

cquigley101 13

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:12

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be alive right now if you were chased by a wolf....

RA91 26

Saturday 1 November 2014 12:25

Dang, that sucks!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 1 November 2014 12:58

Is that normal?

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Today, my hours at work were slashed due to company wide cut backs. The only coworker unaffected was the asshat who stole my promotion after I'd trained them. FML

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