Animals: Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway...

By noxiffic - 31/10/2014 12:31 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

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By Seth - 04/07/2021 22:01

Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML

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By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

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By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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Unattack dog

By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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By Jeslyn03 - 13/01/2012 18:57 - Canada

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Where is my mind?

By Holy fuck - 01/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I had a horrific nightmare where I was lost in the woods and got mauled to death by a hungry wolf. I fully blacked out in the dream before waking up in real life, at 3AM, where I found that my room was pitch black because I forgot to open the curtains. I genuinely thought I was dead for about five seconds. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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Friday 31 October 2014 19:25

It's Halloween. Probably a werewolf.

WolfyGrace 24

Friday 31 October 2014 19:25

Oh, goodness. That's a story for the kids! But in all seriousness, at least you survived :)

Comments

danthehuman 29

Friday 31 October 2014 19:28

Happy Halloween!

XPhoenixFire 17

Friday 31 October 2014 19:30

Tame it and enjoy life with a pet wolf, maybe name it Carl.

ostfaiz 18

Friday 31 October 2014 19:31

How was the experience?

WhatsMyNameTho 11

Friday 31 October 2014 19:32

In touch with the ground, I'm on the hunt I'm after you. Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd, and I'm hungry like a...

Ichiya 29

Friday 31 October 2014 22:12

moose

Y0UI34574RD 15

Friday 31 October 2014 19:39

What does the wolf say?

Cely988 29

Saturday 1 November 2014 15:10

"run bitch, run!"

movaa 11

Friday 31 October 2014 19:42

You must run incredibly fast...

Hawk42 16

Friday 31 October 2014 19:48

Today, I saw a delicious human walking. I could've eaten him, but I got tired running, because I'm too fat and slow. FML. -Wolf

orbit 22

Friday 31 October 2014 20:43

But you are a Hawk...

Cortezthe1st 23

Friday 31 October 2014 22:46

Well that's hawkward.

GEFStryker 29

Friday 31 October 2014 19:56

Bloody hell, I would say congrats for outrunning a bloody wolf!

stargirl_95 24

Friday 31 October 2014 19:58

Unless you had a massive head start, it probably wasn't an actual wolf if you managed to outrun it

wanted_2_want 40

Friday 31 October 2014 19:59

Were you wearing a RED BONETT or a cape? It probably was like red riding hood but with inverted sex roles!!! LOL.

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Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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Today, while I was mid-act with my girlfriend, my mom unlocked my bedroom door and came in shaking maracas. She then handed them to my very shocked girlfriend and told her these were the "Busted maracas" and directed her to pass them along accordingly. Well, at least our first time was memorable… FML

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Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for "disciplining" her son, saying, "You're not his father!" I've lived with them for two years, supporting them, while his real father is off shooting up heroin, but sure, I'm out of line for telling the little brat that I don't like being called "Butt-crack." FML

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Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

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Today, I can add "Ferrari" to the long list of cars I’ve almost been hit by. FML

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Today, I dutifully attended my husband's local gig at a coffee shop. I thus found out, through song, about my husband's affair, in front of about 100 people. All of whom we both know. FML

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Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML

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Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML

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