Animals: Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway...

By noxiffic - 31/10/2014 12:31 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

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By Seth - 04/07/2021 22:01

Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML

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By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

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By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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Unattack dog

By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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By Jeslyn03 - 13/01/2012 18:57 - Canada

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Where is my mind?

By Holy fuck - 01/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I had a horrific nightmare where I was lost in the woods and got mauled to death by a hungry wolf. I fully blacked out in the dream before waking up in real life, at 3AM, where I found that my room was pitch black because I forgot to open the curtains. I genuinely thought I was dead for about five seconds. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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Friday 31 October 2014 19:25

It's Halloween. Probably a werewolf.

WolfyGrace 24

Friday 31 October 2014 19:25

Oh, goodness. That's a story for the kids! But in all seriousness, at least you survived :)

Comments

lumpyspacequeen 11

Saturday 1 November 2014 13:53

Javla ulf.

Mindset 11

Saturday 1 November 2014 14:04

Man you got chased home by a werewolf...maybe you should invest in some silver bullets

Mojo0608 26

Saturday 1 November 2014 15:14

Not going to lie, I came looking in the comments for some EXO references. There was Duran Duran and other bands but no EXO. Kkaebsong~

kristinklutz 2

Saturday 1 November 2014 17:18

On the upside, the wolf didn't catch you.

Unes 10

Saturday 1 November 2014 23:09

Trick or treat! Did u say that

The_Real_MVP 2

Sunday 2 November 2014 1:03

WHO ARE YOU!?!? USANE ****** BOLT!?! WOLVES RUN FAST AS SHIT. But in all seriousness you are a very lucky person.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 2 November 2014 1:18

Now you can tell everybody you outran a wolf.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 2 November 2014 2:36

Oh snap for central Norway. "I live in central Norway. FML"

chololatino 13

Sunday 2 November 2014 5:52

Well at least it was only one wolf!

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 2 November 2014 18:09

I read Halloween was canceled in a Canadian town cause of polar bears were wandering around the town.

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Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

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Today, I haven’t had a haircut in 15 months. Our politicians announced that the lockdown, prohibiting haircuts, commerce and social life, will go on even longer than previously decided. Our impeccably coiffed politicians, that is. FML

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Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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