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By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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By hhaghigh - 14/03/2020 00:08 - United States

Today, I was draining the water from my fishbowl out into the kitchen sink. The fish was still in it and decided to go with the flow, literally, right into the garburator. I was too scared to stick my hand down there to save it; instead I panicked and turned the garburator on. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2012 22:35 - United States

Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML

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By regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By Brinty - 24/10/2009 04:26 - Australia

Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML

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By A-64 - 08/05/2012 20:48 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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JTthePurpleNinja 5

Saturday 21 April 2012 11:43

F the fishes life ! Ouch

dontfmlplzzz 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 11:44

Your reaction was to shred the fish? Angry much?

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spiff77 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 12:16

This FML has been disturbing me all day whenever I look at the sink.. YDI it OP!!!

EmaK13 2

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:15

I like how people have completely overlooked that you were doing your boyfriend a favor by cleaning out a fishbowl that contained a fish that belonged to him, not you. Mistakes happen, it's nothing to give the silent treatment over. It's not like you woke up and thought "How can I murder this fish, and make it look like an accident?"

Levvy 22

Monday 23 April 2012 0:22

So, pet murder via incompetence is fine, just as long as it was in the process of doing someone a favor.

OHai15 12

Sunday 22 April 2012 17:00

101 ppl actually do watch the simpsons. if not it wouldnt even come on............. and i am not a nobody! >:P

thetweak70 2

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:37

While I feel bad for the poor fish, you need to tell your boyfriend to man up. And buy him a new fish.

irishbohemian 0

Monday 23 April 2012 0:52

Tell him to wash his own fish bowl!

MsUnique95 1

Monday 23 April 2012 3:44

YOLO!!!!

Emperorerror 8

Monday 23 April 2012 3:50

Out of curiosity, are you ******* retarded?

SeahorseGuy 7

Monday 23 April 2012 8:48

You both deserve it. What you did was moronic. And, he should have kept the fish in a tank, not a bowl where he will be exposed to toxic ammonia.

SeahorseGuy 7

Monday 23 April 2012 8:50

In the sentence talking about ammonia, he meaning the fish.

Ubehage 32

Monday 23 April 2012 15:07

Today, I saw a car driving 500 feet from me. My immediate impulse was to run towards it, and jump in front of the car. Almost as lame and stupid as what you did.