By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
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dontfmlplzzz 6

Your reaction was to shred the fish? Angry much?

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ChelseaGrin112 14

Well maybe if he took responsibility and cleaned his own pets fish bowl, that wouldn't have happened. :P

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alym1617 0

I'm confused... your boyfriend is a fish?

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Levvy 22

What the heck kind of instinctive reaction is that? "Yeah, my dog came around the corner and startled me, so my immediate impulse was to run into the garage, get a canister of fuel, pour it on her, get a match, ignite it, and set her on fire. I couldn't help it, it was pure reflexes, man!"

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Levvy 22

Cleaning fish tanks is a "man's job"? Your gender stereotypes aren't even offensive, they're just weird. Do you also feel that petting manta rays is a woman's job, that it's a man's duty to stare at giraffes, and that women have the god-given duty of removing the pimentos from green olives if requested by any postal worker?

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ohwhoaa95 6

I would've bought I new fish d:

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xgetxbentx 13

....what exactly were you expecting to happen when you flipped the switch? You obviously weren't doing it right anyways if the fish was able to jump into a drain Common sense, so rare it should be considered a super power.

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writergirl23 19

I hope it doesn't sound like cruelty to animals when I say that I laughed myself to tears xD

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