Animals: Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on...

By jrocks - 19/05/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By Annie - 24/08/2015 08:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was laying on the couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML

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By spideypowers - 05/09/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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By Jesus - 27/09/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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breenarae25 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:12

that's why u FLICK it , not smack it... duhh

Trevv 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 21:39

You'd be amazed at how stupid people can be... This is nothing.

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Kttttt 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:10

LOL. I dont usually laugh out loud at these, but this ones to funny!

anoymousjoe 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:13

thats what I like to call the nutcracker

waxstigmata 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:16

HAHAHAHAHA! nothing better than the images conjured up by FMLs like this one

Manpersonguythin 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:25

Thinking: It's what's for dinner.

nuclear 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:32

yknow i'm not even a guy but #5 is absolutely right.

hydro_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:36

Could it have been the same intuitive spider from post #1708733?

AnaMaree 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:36

So... what movie were you watching?

clockworkrainbow 3

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:44

#18.... I love Vinces nuts. But, OP, YDI.

burkuscircus 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:49

This is an easy mistake to make, i've done this but worse. I saw a huge spider on the wall, as i was reaching up to kill it my phone vibrated in my pocket, for some reason i thought it was the spider and punched my crotch, i passed out for 5 minutes!