Animals: Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on...

By jrocks - 19/05/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By Annie - 24/08/2015 08:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was laying on the couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML

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By spideypowers - 05/09/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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By Jesus - 27/09/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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breenarae25 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:12

that's why u FLICK it , not smack it... duhh

Trevv 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 21:39

You'd be amazed at how stupid people can be... This is nothing.

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slutsstud 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:04

hahah!!............. ur idiot!

Thrashmeister 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:05

Dumbass.

hustler123 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:07

haha ow! lmfao......so the spider prob. wanted to bite your crotch or something so you smack it hurting yourself in the process ??...haha smart one! btw haha @ 1

thabeast 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:29

when you say "smashing my nuts" do you mean like flatining/popping/crushing them? any way all i can say is Ohhhh thats gotta hurt

rising_sun 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:58

I don't know why the DVD part was necessary, but oh well; it was funny. And could you quite possibly be the same guy whose nuts were invaded by a web-building spider on FML a few days ago?

FarSide 22

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:19

Well brainless, can you find anything else stupid to do?

Imawhalerider 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:27

DVD? i usually call it ****

satanicminnow1 1

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:07

Why the **** do people freak out about spiders so much? Yes they are creepy ass motherfuckers. but seriously, no reason to jump and shit. Talk about irrational fear. And I'm no tough guy either.