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By helpme - 15/01/2013 07:23 - United States - Irvine

Today, as part of a charity project called Operation Valentine, I worked with 150 other volunteers to make care packages and Valentine's Day cards to send to the troops in Afghanistan, thanking them for their courage. My boyfriend called the cards "cheating" and now refuses to see me. FML

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By cyprianista - 13/02/2015 16:13 - United States - Houston

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML

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By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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Missed me?

By brokebihhhh - 02/01/2017 09:22 - United States

Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2025 22:00 - Germany

Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By Phoenix2115 - 26/02/2018 17:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML

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By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

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By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

Tuesday 15 January 2013 11:44

Did you explain to him what they were though? If he still thinks that, then your boyfriend's a moron.

TylerBurden 21

Tuesday 15 January 2013 11:45

Wow is he so insecure? What an idiot.

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Kiki242 19

Tuesday 15 January 2013 12:03

It seems like stupidity is growing.

sarah6786 14

Tuesday 15 January 2013 12:05

Tell him that they fight to protect him, so he can have the luxury of being an idiot.

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 15 January 2013 12:07

Tell him to grow the **** up.

mykelinva 4

Tuesday 15 January 2013 12:13

You are cheating. Cheating yourself out of time with a nice guy while you date this douche bag.

xoAbiox 18

Tuesday 15 January 2013 12:13

Sounds like he was waiting for an "excuse" to dump u... what a douche

_krystallynn_ 11

Tuesday 15 January 2013 12:32

Your boyfriends a ******* idiot. your doing a good thing for our troops. keep going anyways, do you really want to date a heartless moron?

Feelsgood 11

Tuesday 15 January 2013 12:41

that's some pretty childish behavior on his part

hwkman68 2

Tuesday 15 January 2013 12:48

Your better off with out that douche bag, what insecurity.

thelastavailable 13

Tuesday 15 January 2013 12:48

This comment made me laugh for all the wrong reasons.

poccocurantes 7

Tuesday 15 January 2013 12:55

"Hot Lips Houlihan, is that you"?

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