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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 14:00 - Malaysia

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
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txgirl2013 14

Show your switch blade skills on his face.

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GhettoXmuffin 7

This is why I'm not having kids

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varkey 7

Wtf, did you press charges?

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graham11 14

3- that awkward moment when you try to crack a joke and no one finds it funny, so you retreat back to a dark corner and curl up in a ball.

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idoam 8

That kid deserves an act of his own. He's got some impressive aim.

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baden18830 5

fake. only knife u need skills to perform is butterfly knife. if u gonna make something up at least know right name for the knife...

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gene818 13

Scare him by throwing your switchblade with your other hand and near miss him (only attempt if you're confident enough)

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NightJack 0

What skills can one have with a switchblade? Open, stab, cut, close? A balasong I could understand.

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al1243 0

You can't show skills with a switchblade it's called a butterfly knife

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Llamacod 11

We're you there? Do you know his act? Why couldn't it be switchblades? Maybe he juggles knives. I am going to have to presume the performer knows which kind of knife he was using better than some lame ass person who wasn't there

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