By vet1 - 11/07/2013 15:18 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML
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Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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Shit. This might change my mine about going to vet school. I'm in grade 11. I have no other plans. FML....

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Why would you ever need to do that

I do a veterinary degree...my professor has never mentioned this haha

It's funny to see how many people who comment on this don't get that this is exactly the kind of stuff vets have to do on a daily basis. Sticking their hands up cows butts for pregnancy testing and artificial insemination, collecting semen from all types of animals for testing and for artificial insemination. And unlike humans, you can't just ask a dog to jack itself off, so someone has to do it. One of my friends who is studying to become a vet just spent a whole day having to study and learn about collecting semen from horses, which includes using an artificial ****** and the vets have to stimulate the horse and wash its penis to prevent contamination of the semen. You all think a dog is bad, washing off a horse's junk and jerking it off is much much worse

I've had dogs for years and the vet has never jerked him off. this sounds fishy

I definitely don't want to become a vet.