By fml0505 - 09/05/2013 06:49 - United States

Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking to his wife in a baby voice. This is a grown man, who has had a beard since junior high, who literally talks to her like you would a puppy or a baby. Someone kill me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 897
You deserved it 7 753

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fml0505 22

This is the OP! I live with a married couple because they are old friends of mine, the rent is cheap, and it helps them out with the bills as well. It's really not that bad, we get along really well. The baby talk just gets old when you hear it all the time ya know? I don't even think he realizes he's doing it at this point, and I don't want to get in the middle of their marriage. I'll just keep quiet, drown it out with manly music, and vent on FML! # 2 I will be long gone before they have a real baby. # 17 I am indeed very jealous of his beard. Also, they are not newly weds. And to clear things up, all three of us are roommates. He's not living with me instead of his wife like some of you thought. That is all.

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bobbington9298 10

Just wait till they have an actual baby....

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mn_shr 22

Serves you right for rooming with a married man.

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DDCA 24

I think that's their subtle hint for you to move out.

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Imahooligan82286 2

I agree. I think they are just trying to annoy you into moving out. Who lives with a married couple anyways? That's kind of weird. MOVE OUT!!!

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KLeePrice 11

Op never said anything about the wife doing it..

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perdix 29

#43, **** off! Diaper Man's got this one!

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Binglebeee 16

Well there's no need for that now sunshine

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perdix 29

#63, sorry, I'm a little testy lately because work has been hard to come by. You can't imagine how hard it is to be taken seriously as an assassin whose weapon of choice is diapers. My prospective clients often burst into uncontrollable laughter wondering if it's an FBI sting or a TV prank show.

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VeganVampyre 26

Perdix, if you're looking for work, I've got this asshole of an ex boyfriend... And I don't care how you do it. :D

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Orchard 33

Someone kill you? Someone put his poor wife out of her misery, yikes!

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vegas518 7

I think it's time you sought out a new (UNMARRIED) roommate. They should be living on their own and not with you anyway. If it bothers you that badly, you should move out. That's why YDI.

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pedinhuh 23

So... Why are you still living with then? if they're married that could be a hint that they want you to move out so they **** in the whole house! ...including in your room

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illusong 16

husband " whooo have the cutest wiIittle buttocks in the whole wide world?!?"? wife"OHHH OH I DOOO I doooo!"

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gracehi 31

My dad still talks to me in a baby voice... I'm 25... FML

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chuka81 27

Wait, let me go get my gun. It's a pump action.

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VeganVampyre 26

Have you not been paying attention? Perdix already claimed this job! He already yelled at another guy for saying the same thing you just said...

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