By fml0505 - 09/05/2013 06:49 - United States

Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking to his wife in a baby voice. This is a grown man, who has had a beard since junior high, who literally talks to her like you would a puppy or a baby. Someone kill me. FML
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fml0505 22

This is the OP! I live with a married couple because they are old friends of mine, the rent is cheap, and it helps them out with the bills as well. It's really not that bad, we get along really well. The baby talk just gets old when you hear it all the time ya know? I don't even think he realizes he's doing it at this point, and I don't want to get in the middle of their marriage. I'll just keep quiet, drown it out with manly music, and vent on FML! # 2 I will be long gone before they have a real baby. # 17 I am indeed very jealous of his beard. Also, they are not newly weds. And to clear things up, all three of us are roommates. He's not living with me instead of his wife like some of you thought. That is all.

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bobbington9298 10

Just wait till they have an actual baby....

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maliburican 1

He's married with a roommate? Pathetic.

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ughhseriouslywow 10

He might not even know he's doing it. If he's been with her for years, and that's just something they do, I don't think they'll ever stop. All long term couples have those little mushy things they do that they think are cute, but others think are gross. He's in love and he's married to the love of his life, so just be happy for him.

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davek 36

A roommate with a wife? That's weird.

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ShakeDisPlace 10

fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhk your life OP, p.s. love you. sincerely, your neighborhood troll.

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Ifritdx 1

I have the same problem and my roommates argue in their baby voices

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gabbi630 16

Why don't your roommate live with his wife?

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jamnglamgirlie 17

They're probably newlyweds. If they are then just give it some time, and they'll stop.

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songtrees 8

well. you live with him and his wife. if you don't like it, get your own place. as every adult should.

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